April Horoscopes!

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Taurus (April 20—May 20): Another year older, and yet still so much left to learn. Maybe you’d pick up a little more knowledge if you paused, took a deep breath and—wow, look at that! Someone besides you is talking. Let it happen a few times, just for fun.

April Fool’s Prank: A day of silence.

Gemini (May 21—June 20): Now that the school year is coming to a close, it might be time for you to let go of a few grudges, Gemini. Yes, even the big ones. After all, no one should be held responsible for what happened in L&T for that long. Get over it already.

April Fool’s Prank: Throwing out the voodoo dolls.

Cancer (June 21—July 22): If you’ve felt a special connection with water lately, Cancer, don’t let rational thought get in the way of your destiny. As the moon hits a certain sweet spot, your lunar connection with liquids will . . . Wait, do you honestly believe this?

April Fool’s Prank: Using logic.

Leo (July 23—August 22): It’s finally springtime, Leo, and you know what that means: it’s time to show off the warm weather wardrobe.  Just don’t get too excited and take it all off. No one wants to see that.

April Fool’s Prank: Bringing snowsuits into fashion.

Virgo (August 23—September 22): You’ve been getting in touch with nature lately, Virgo, and this has honed your psychic powers. As the moon is in retrograde, try pressing your fingers against other people’s temples—you might be able to read their thoughts!

April Fool’s Prank: Making a friend.

Libra (September 23—October 22): This month’s political climate has been a sore subject for you, Libra. You always seem to be playing devil’s advocate for no reason other than to satisfy your ravenous need for attention. Why don’t you use a positive outlet instead? Maybe try slam poetry, or interpretive dance.
April Fool’s Prank: Self-help.

Scorpio (October 23—November 21): April is your favorite month, Scorpio, because it lets you put those gag gifts to use. Unfortunately, you don’t have many friends to exchange them with. Huh—Wonder why that is.

April Fool’s Prank: Caring about someone genuinely.

Sagittarius (November 22—December 21): Your terrible sense of direction has been getting you into trouble lately, Sagittarius. You might think that the universe is trying to lead you to your destiny, but that’s not it—you’re just a legal adult who doesn’t know their right from their left.

April Fool’s Prank: Getting a grip.

Capricorn (December 22—January 19): You broke a glass in the cafeteria, and now a curse is upon you. Watch out.

April Fool’s Prank: Cleaning up after yourself. What a concept!

Aquarius (January 20—February 18): In a rare bout of self-confidence, you switched your hair part to the left side, thinking it made your jawline look more defined. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), no one has been able to recognize you since. Nice try!

April Fool’s Prank: Having a presence.

Pisces (February 19—March 20): March break held many adventures for you, Pisces—Especially that thing you don’t talk about. Let’s hope no one finds out.

April Fool’s Prank: Murder! Ha-ha. Just kidding. (Right?)

Aries (March 21—April 19): Your adorable selfishness gets less and less cute as the months go on, Aries. Last week you devoured all the cafeteria donuts and got close to having your stomach pumped—Yes, we all heard about that. Try thinking about someone else for a change, particularly the sad and donut-less.

April Fool’s Prank: Donating to charity.